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saddestblogger:

saddestblogger:

“they’re just little kids let them win at mario ka-”

me:

“it’s not fai-”

me:

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jawnstacheinatrenchcoat:

just-shower-thoughts:

Having a picture of your girlfriend as the lock screen on your phone is the 21st-century equivalent of keeping a locket with her picture in it.

This is actually such an adorable comparison

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brassparker:

brassparker:

i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

deadass

can we appreciate the respectfully tho?

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Me @ 7 years old: Boys are so lucky!! They get to hug and kiss and marry girls. Girls are just so much smarter and nicer and prettier than boys. It’s kind of depressing that I’m going to have to like boys someday…. oh, well, I guess it’s the price that I have to pay to live in this world

Me now: kid, have I got some news for you

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